Years ago, after seeing Jay Leno's funny headlines, I began looking for funny headlines of my own. They really are everywhere if you just look. Over the years, I've collected quite a lot of really funny ones. I keep saying I should send them in to Jay but so far, I haven't done it.
Here are a few that have been in our local paper lately. The stories accompanying them are just as funny as the headline itself.
In this story, the police heard a disturbance in one of the jail cells. Upon arriving, they discovered an inmate that claimed that his cellmate had bitten off his nose, but would not tell anything else that led up to the actual biting. Reports indicate the officer on duty found the missing piece of the inmates right nostril. ( haha Everything about this is just hysterical!!) The officer put the nostril on ice and transported it to the local hospital along with the injured prisoner.
I love my little country town and the local paper never ceases to provide some much needed entertainment!